Evolution
by Author Unknown (Internet)
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going
to explain evolution to the children.
THE TEACHER ASKED A LITTLE BOY: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy,
do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a
few minutes later.) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because He isn't
there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
THE TEACHER AGREED AND THE LITTLE GIRL
ASKED THE BOY: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting
tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE
GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!